Episode 3: Bonus Post

Both because this is a current event and because you've all waited so long for our another post, we are rewarding you with a second post in one day!

Now see what happened is that Steven and I kept running out of dishes before we decided to wash them. This has become an issue since we moved over a year ago and have a dishwasher to fill. With just the two of us, it takes forever to fill and usually we'll run out of cereal bowls and spoons first. So naturally we buy more of what we need as any good American would. A few months ago we bought bowls and for the past week, Steven has been wanting to take a Target trip to pick up some spoons. Each time he would bring this up he'd sing "SPOON MAN" and I would delicately yell at him asking him what he heck he was singing. I insisted that I have never heard of such a silly song and he insisted that they play it on KROQ, that there's a spoon solo (yeah right!) and that I had to have heard it.

Well this President's day weekend was a KROQ A-Z weekend and we happened to be in the car during the "S" section and what should come on but a song called Spoon Man! Of course it was a song I've heard a million times but have not once paid attention to the words.






See what I think has happened is that Steven called Soundgarden and KROQ and told them about our Spoon Man argument. Soundgarden then re-recorded this song that I've heard a million times, changed the lyrics to now be about a spoon man and added the spoon solo. Steven and KROQ made it so that we would be in the car and listening to the radio right when the S's come on so that I would hear this fake version of a song that Steven made up.

That's the only possible explanation.